AHHH!!
i hate friction burns!!! GRRRR i am walking like a duck. hmm.. kind of reminds me of the time when i went to the doctor for "something" and couldnt walk properly, so instead i decided to wear a knee guard so ppl would think i sprained my leg (HAHAHA)okay nevermind.
anyway, was college day today. finally got to see some people i havent seen in a while. haha. was a pleasant change to my boring saturday routine. then jalan jalan-ed around town a while. hmm. anyway, yesterday out of curiosity, i decided to go jogging at 12pm in the afternoon! heehee. was friggin hot and i think my hairs are fried. but i wanted to see what it felt like to be near fatigued HAHA. okay. it wasnt THATTT terrible. but at least now i understand why! HEEHEE. (erm.)
hmm i realised ive done a lot of stupid things in my life out of curiousity.
Case Study 1
when i was in primary school or something, i saw an iron lying around and wanted to check if it was hot. so instead of testing it on some cloth, curiosity got the better of me and i decided to place my entire palm on it. well, i got my answer (it was hot) and my hand moulted like crazy and turned red. HAHA.
Case Study 2
once i wanted to check if the elevator doors at my grandma's house were the kind that would bounce open if it came in contact with anything. so as the doors were closing, i put my hand in between the doors and got my answer too. (they were not the kind that bounced open.) loll. my dad had to pull me away before my hand went down to the next floor.
hhahha. there are probably more but i cant remember any now. one day im probably gonna end up in deep shit because of all these stupid things.
ah well, they say curiosity killed the cat. thankfully, i'm no cat. (:
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Friday, April 27, 2007
so lazy to go for college day tmr. and my head is hurting againnn! arghh. 20 minutes to survivor! whee!
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Monday, April 23, 2007
okayy. so i like ripped this from my friend's blog.
| Your Birthdate: August 18 |
 You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause. You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too. Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others. You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress. Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities Your power color: Crimson red Your power symbol: Snowflake Your power month: September |
hmm quite accurate. and i told you im MATURE!! *looks at someone* hurh. anyway, its raining nuts over here. and i think i shall stop typing for fear of lightning striking me. grr.
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Monday, April 16, 2007
hmm. just came across something rather disturbing. am relatively ticked off about it but none the less i think it is supremely ironic. who knows, maybe ten, twenty years down the road, i'll look back and think "oh shit, i kinda effed up everything didn't i?" OR, on the other hand, i might just laugh, knowing everyone f*cked themselves up somehow. hahaha. okayy nevermind. and i cant help but think of.. hmm, nevermind nevermind.
RIGHHT, on a more "understandable" note (erm.), i chanced upon a bottle of white musk body soap or something in the bathroom, and feeling adventurous, decided to try it. however, im feeling extremely itchy now. shit. aye. i just realised ive cursed about 3 times so far. very bad. i think it would be worse had i gone to NS. (heeheehee.)
so anyway, after that supremely throw face smu interview, i have decided to truly embark on my journalism career by writing REAL ARTICLES ON MY BLOG! yes! reviews, etc etc. and i was so inspired (more like embarassed) that ive decided to brush up on my political knowledge by visiting talkingcock.com daily. (joking, joking.) okayy, i will promise to read the newspapers everyday and occassionally (aye hw to spell.) browse the CNA, CNN, BBC, ABC, CNBC, SOB(sorry, couldnt help it.) websites!! hurmph.
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ANYWAY, today, i feel like writing about people who place themselves directly in front of the MRT doors when the MRT arrives, hence severely hindering those on the inside from exiting without accidently sexually violating you in some way. (i.e. attempting to squeeze past you, and in the midst of it, accidently squeezing something else, etc) Despite the fact that I would actually campaign for a rule to be set against this thoughtless and dimwitted action, I feel compelled to examine the kinds of people who actually perform such an act of violence.
Firstly, I would blame this phenomena (phenomenum?) on the kiasu Ah Ma's/Ah Pek's. In other words, senior citizens who apparently would faint if they stood up for a little while, but strangely enough, have the energy to shove past you, elbow you in the guts and swing their grocery-filled NTUC plastic bags at you while rushing into the train. Obviously, I understand that Singapore wants everyone to be kind and gracious to the elderly, however, perhaps there should also be Don't-Harm-Innocent-Youth Campaign of sorts? Or at least a Don't-Kill-Me-With-Your-Walking-Stick campaign. Obviously, not all senior citizens are like these. There are of course some who stand aside and let their fellow commuters exit first. Of course, he later places himself strategically in front of the ignorant MP3-infested youth on the train who eventually feels compelled to give up his seat to the old man. And that my friend, is how things should be.
Apart from this easily apparent group of Singaporeans, there is also the emergence of a class of poeple also termed the 20th Century Ah So's. This group of people, usually comprising of ladies in the middle age groups, usually appear from no where and end up shoving right past you, just as you step your little toe into the train's vicinity. Most of the time, they are on their cellphone's, pretending not to see you or the other 10 commuters they have just performed the triple-dragon bruce lee kung-fu kick on. Once in the train, instead of moving steadily to their desired targetted seat, they pause for a considerable amount of time, whilst standing directly infront of you and blocking your way. During this time, they proceed to determine which seat would allow them the most amount of comfort; the corner seat where they can rest their head against the glass sill and catch up on lost sleep from those long hour mahjong matches? Or perhaps the middle seat to allow them closer consideration of the sign above indicating the various MRT stations which they know as well as the lines on their palms (pun intended.). When they finally decide on where to place their bottoms, the squeaky "Door's are closing, please stand clear of doors." has already resignated in your ears and you rush in just as the doors begin charging towards you.
There are more classes/castes/radical groups like these, steadily emerging even as we speak. Somehow, it seems that with the creation of MRT lines, we have made our live easier in the short run. Yet in some morbid twist of fate, we have begun sewing the cross stitches of our apparent doom! Who knows what further evils lurk behind every MRT door, and one can only shiver in anticipation and fear as we hear the speakers bellow with forewarning; "Next train arriving in 1 minute."
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AHHH!!! btw, i got lazy towards the end and i was watching the spiderman 3 trailer on TV as i wrote the last paragraph. heehee. ok. im tired. BYE! (:
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Friday, April 13, 2007
How old were you the first time you ever smoked a cigarette?
not telling you. the scary infected lip woman might eat me alive. Did you like it? please refer to above.
How many doors can you see from where you're sitting?
two. IS THIS LIKE A TEST. im like so not drunk. HELLOOO!
When you're concentrating really hard, do you look up or down?
down i guess. but mostly i just stare blankly at the middle; whether or not im staring at anything/anyone. hahha
What exactly, are you thinking about right now?
trying to remember what time survivor is on tonight.
Can you openly talk about se x? do what now?
oh you said TALK. HAHAHAHA. (that was a joke btw.)
How old were you when you first realized that things were changing? erm. things? are you like talking about the stuff we read in health education textbooks..
How old was your mom when you were born?
erm. her current age minus 19. lolll.
What does your wallet look like?
its a tampon case. HAHA.
Do you meow at cats?
like no. i am not... ahem.
Do you ever bark at people out the window of a car?
HAHA. firstly, no car. secondly, despite the slightly apparent bitchiness i do not bark. (hurh.)
Do dishes in the sink ever bother you?
definitely.
Tell me about your first dog. never had one. i used to have 2 fighting fishes thought. kept them separately and when i placed them side by side each other in different containers, they shat (as in past tense of shit) excessively. hmm.
Where is your best friend right now? best friend?
which one? HMM.. hahaha
Whats going through your mind right now? i need to go to the loo. like now.
Last important conversation started with...?
IMPORTANT? hahha ermm i cant remember when the last IMPORTANT one was. lol.
Whats the first colour that comes to mind when you hear the word "love"? red.
What about "hate"?
black. loll.
Ever called your cell phone, only to find out its in you pocket?
SHUT UP. is there like a hidden camera here..
Does the battery on you cell phone always seem to be dying?
nahh. this one's fine. the batt in my old panasonic one used to be gone after like 5 hours.
Do you think people expect too much from you?
dunno. hopefully not, if they do, i might end up old and aged in a wedding dress with a rotting cake. (get it. "great expectations"??) OKAY. nevermind no link. sheesh.
Doesn't it just drive you crazy when people constantly interrupt? hahha not really, you see the thing is..
Or when people ignore you? OI SHUT UP. dont interrupt me *curse curse*
How many pairs of shoes do you own counting slippers?
ermm. too lazy to count. quite some.
Do you like the smell of a match right after you blow it out?
strangely so.
Whats the name of your first rollercoaster?
haha. i cant remember. but it was at sentosa and i was like 5? and all i can remember is darkness (probably cz' i was closing my eyes the whole ride) and shouting "make it stop! make it stoppp!!!" heehee.
Do you remember who you rode with? yea. my whole family went n i sat next to my dad who kept telling me to "scream and have fun" (i was screaming btw. and CRYING. GROAN. ahahha.)
How did you feel after you got off the ride?
like i had just pee-ed in my pants. (I DIDNT BTW.)
Last person to make you feel like sh*t?
can't remember. but its probably why there's still kahlua in my glass. (:
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Saturday, April 07, 2007
anyway, i am suddenly very determined to get a particular temporary tattoo. definitely not permanent as firstly, i am too chicken shit, secondly, i will probably get bored of it in like a week. haha. probably henna but its brown, and im like.. brown? (HAHA.) okayy nevermind. im just in a very cheap thrill sort of mood. tomorrow is sunday already and i dont know why the days are passing by so fasttt. grr. before i know it, it will be may, when i get the results of the various university admissions, and then july(YESYESYES!), also known as harry potter season. whoopie.
oh yea. i may just get a stint at writing for some lifestyle mag next week, but something the guy said to me got me thinking. he actually asked for my blog address because "most writers have blogs" hahha, okayy, so i have a blog, but what do i blog about? myself, shit i do, dumb quizzes (occasionally)? not like i write about osama or ministers dancing hip hop. hurhur. but yeaa, its okayy, im content having a ermm.. bimbo blog. it helps clear my mind of all the rubbish thats been piling up in my messed up head. hahha. actually, i dont think i could ever love politics. i cannot stand complicating things which exist solely to complicate very simplistic things. ooh, complicating. (heehee)
hmmm, on that note, ive recently been having thoughts about living in a hut in the african forests. sighh. a life of tranquility and solitude *daydreams* (although away from the tigers or any other dangerous animals which may eat me. hurhur)
by the way, i have been relatively obsessed about this malay song called hapus aku by nidji. its probably even better than mungkin nanti! i think in my whole life, i have only really loved 2 malay songs. and in a way its good, cz i actually bothered to do some "research" and find out what the lyrics mean. anyway, time for bed! niteynite!
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Friday, April 06, 2007
HHHHHHHHHHH
I GIVE UP.
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007
really need to start running again. feel lazy and fat. groan. im going to turn into a human blob of flubber lazing in front of my tv. eee.
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